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An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the problem Science has with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his new Christian students to stand
Professor :
You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student : Yes, sir. Professor : So, you believe in GOD? Student : Absolutely, sir. Professor : Is GOD good? Student : Sure. Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL? Student : Yes. Professor : My Brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm? (Student was silent) Professor : You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is GOD Good? Student : Yes. Professor : Is Satan good? Student : No. Professor : Where does Satan come from? Student : From...GOD... Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World? Student : Yes. Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And GOD did make everything. Correct? Student : Yes. Professor : So who created evil? (Student did not answer) Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they? Student : Yes, sir. Professor : So, who created them? (Student had no answer) Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe The World around you. Tell me, son...have you ever feen GOD? Student : No, sir. Professor : Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD? Student : No, sir. Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter? Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't. Professor : Yet you still believe in HIM? Student : Yes. Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son? Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith. Professor : Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has. Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat? Professor : Yes. Student : And is there such a thing as Cold? Professor : Yes. Student : No, sir. There isn't... (The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events) Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat. But we don't have anything called Cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero Which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as Cold. Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat. We cannot Measure Cold. Heat is Energy. Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it. (There was pin-drop dilence in the Lecture Theatre) Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness? Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness? Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of Something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light... But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its Called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't. If it is, You would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you? Professor : So what is the point you are making, young man? Student : Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed. Professor : Flawed? Can you explain how? Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue There is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are Viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought. It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing. Death is Not the Opposite of Life, just the Absence of it Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey? Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do. Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir? (The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going) Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor, Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher? (The Class was in uproar) Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's brain? (The Class broke out into laughter) Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it?... No one appears to have done so. So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have No Brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir? (The Room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable) Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son. Student : That is it sir...Exactly! The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving. That student was ALBERT EINSTEIN.
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Random thoughts of a sleep deprived nurse
So as I sit here listening to my patient snore and resisting the urge to join her, I wonder…am I really cut out to be a nurse? I’m realizing that now I am working instead of doing clinicals it is a completely different atmosphere. The nurses are (at least where I have worked so far) sketchy and backslidden. And I wonder how I will deal with that when I am their overseer versus they are mine. I hate working as a “caregiver” when in reality I should be working as an LVN for that matter. I wonder if I just need to find my place in nursing to work: because at the moment, I’m not enjoying what I am doing. Hopefully I can be working somewhere like kaiser or on the navy hospital. Anyways enough of my rant.
Me:
God can I ask you a question?
God: Sure Me: Promise you won't get mad God: I promise Me: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today? God: What do you mean? Me: Well, I woke up late, God: Yes Me: My car took forever to start, God: Okay Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait, God: Huummmm... Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call..... God: All right Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that? God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that. Me (humbled): OH GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road. Me (ashamed)......... God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work. Me (embarrasses): Ok God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered. Me (softly): I see God God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark. Me: I'm sorry God God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things, the good & the bad. Me: I will trust you God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan. Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today. God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children...... #repost "For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways declares the Lord."- Isaiah 55: 8 & THANK GOD FOR THAT.
Update
Hey guys I know I haven’t ever really blogged too much and I am hoping I change that. Lately I have been having a lot of problems with my old church and due to some circumstances mike and I have decided to leave because it wasn’t a healthy environment to be in anymore. Although I was finally established in the worship team I realized I was miserable there. Anyways I have decided to move on and go back to my parents church in order to have a new positive outlook which I love. I am trying to get my nursing career set up and eventually become a nurse practitioner if God wills it. Life is going great right now and I have a lot of people who care about me and love me for who I am. Until next time, |
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